Lame jokes 😂

 What do you call a hippie's wife? A Mississippi!

• What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill!
• I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
• What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
• Where did the computer go dancing? The disc-o!
• What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop!
• What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid!
• What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff!
• What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk!
• Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
• Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!
• What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
• Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak back!
• I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
• When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!
• What do you call a dangerous sun shower? A rain of terror!
• Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they've bagels!
• What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? Corny!
• Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
• What streets to ghosts haunt? Dead ends!
• What do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
• What kind of dogs love car racing? Lap dogs!
• What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent? "Show me the honey!"
• What do you call birds who stick together? Vel-crows.
• Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.