Adult QnA
- Q. What kind of Bees produce milk? A. Boobees
- Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. Cover me, I’m going in
- Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? A. Chewing gum
- Q. What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms? A. Melt them into a tire and call it a
goodyear . - Q. What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? A. Thanks for coming!
- Q. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
- Q. How is a boyfriend/girlfriend like a laxative? A. They both irritate the shit out of you.
- Q. What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A. Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
- Q. What did the penis say to the vagina? A. Don’t make me come in there!
Lol jokes
• My wife put on a sexy cop outfit and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed.
After a quick trial I was released due to lack of evidence.
• Boobs are like the sun.
You can only stare at them for a few seconds.
Unless you put sunglasses on, then you can stare at them all you want
As for me, I’m still on the fence.
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Dumb jokes
- What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
- How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
- I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around.
- What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?"Oops!"
- I watched hockey before it was cool. They were basically swimming.
- There's no hole in your shoe? Then how'd you get your foot in it?
- A cowherd counted 48 cows on his property. But when he rounded them up, he had 50.
- When the two rabbit ears got married, it was a nice ceremony. But the reception was amazing.
- Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was too tired.
- A chicken coup only has two doors. If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
- Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, "How do you drive this thing?"
- Why don't crabs donate? Because they're shellfish.
- What did Blackbird say when he turned eighty?"Aye, matey."
- How does your feline shop? By reading a catalogue.
- It's hard to teach kleptomaniacs humor. They take things so literally.
- Sunny-side up, scrambled, or an omelet? It doesn't matter. They're all eggcellent.
- Don't worry if you miss a gym session. Everything will work out.
- Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.
- Who can jump higher than a house? Pretty much anyone. (Houses can't jump.)
- What do an apple and an orange have in common? Neither one can drive.
- Why did the businessman invest in Smith & Wollensky? He wanted to stake his claim.
- Five guys walk into a bar. You think one of them would've seen it.
- What do you call a door when it's not a door? Ajar.
- This sweet ride has four wheels and flies. It's a garbage truck.
Stupid Jokes
- Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
- What's red and shaped like a bucket?A blue bucket painted red.
- What don't ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.
- What do you call a fish with no eye? Fssshh.
- Why do you smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.
- When is your door not actually a door? When it's actually ajar.
- My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
- What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
- What's green, fuzzy, and would hurt if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.
- A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.
- What did one dish say to the other? Dinner is on me!
- What does a house wear? Address!
- Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
- Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
- What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?Artificial Swedener.
- Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob.
- What do you call a man who can't stand? Neil.
- What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear!
- I'm thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it's only holding me back.
- Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
- I'm terrified of elevators so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
- Have you heard of the band 923 Megabytes? Probably not, they haven't had a gig yet.
- What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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