Adult QnA

 

• Q. What kind of Bees produce milk?  A. Boobees 
• Q. What did the penis say to the condom?  A. Cover me, I’m going in 
• Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft?  A. Chewing gum 
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• Q. What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms?  A. Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear. 
• Q. What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?  A. Thanks for coming! 
• Q. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?  A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. 
• Q. How is a boyfriend/girlfriend like a laxative?  A. They both irritate the shit out of you. 
• Q. What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A. Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore. 
• Q. What did the penis say to the vagina?  A. Don’t make me come in there!