— Before leaking private pictures of
Girls,leak the screenshots of you
Begging for them
—Ask an Indian guy about his address
And he will reply with ‘apke dil me’
—I appreciate existence off maggi
Masala more than some people
In my life
—Do you ever just randomly go to the washroom just to avoid a situation.
—*bestfriend* is huge title,don’t just give it to anyone...
—🇺🇸: oh yeah
🇵🇰: bhaijaan thora dhire
—I miss ‘tum teeno ek bench pe kya kar rahe ho’ days alot
—Insaan pehle bandar tha
Phir aadimanav bana
Ab ma***c*** ban gaya
—married logo ke bhi mazey hai jab chahy kar liya
—old bollywood songs are my personal upaid therapist
—🇺🇸: long time no see
🇮🇳: bade log.
—my mom was wrong about “don’t take to strangers online” you guys are cool asf
—being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you’re always alone when shit goes down
—jitni neend aati hai utni sharam aaye toh baat ba jaaye
—that awkward phase between birth and death is honestly so annoying
—some famous singer drop a song and social media cool kids get a caption for their photos 😩
—boys don’t cheat they just accidentally fall in love with 2 others girls 😎
—my night routine is very simple,I think until i get sad
—strict parents raise the horniest children!!
—every midnight,I decide to change my entire life
—wft is bdsm?hume toh abcd sikhaya tha
—In 2020 people are either dying or multiplying
—i may seem cool on here but
i actually have like 3 friends and
i sit in my house all day...
—Call me virginity, because once you lose me, i am not coming back!!
—mai khud confused hun yaar
Mai itna zada online aata kiske liye hoon🧐
—nah beauty hai na brain hai, bass dukh hai aur pain hai
—I actually think my life was pretty sorted when I don’t had a phone
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