— If nobody but God watching us,
The least we can do is be funny...
— After hearing a joke.
Normal person : hehehhehe
Feminist : haha
Fake feminist: shesheshesheshe
— lip kisses : fashion
Forhead kisses: emotion
aur single logo k liye dono kisses imagination.
—tum relationship is baat karte ho ,mera
to crush wale system se b vishwas uth gaya hai
— me:kissi ko judge ni karna chaiye!!
Also me:bhai ye shakal se he chutiya lg raha hai
—me as a lawyer
You honour! Ye apko chutiya bna rha hai
—zindagi me bohot chutiyape kiye,pr
Instagram bio me cake ka murder kabi ni keya
—“ bro hug her until she smells like you”
Bhai odonil samjha hai kya
—my body needs exercise
my soul needs chole bhature
—taking offline exams after attending online class is like joining army after playing pubg
— me as parent:
Kid: *puts up a sad status *
Me: kat gaya na ?
—anyone else felling guilty for not studying but still not studying lol
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